noul zodiac ?!?? :))))))

Moment de debusolare maxima si de soc si groza pentru toti prietenii Uraniei (cum ar fi draga mea mama) !!!!
s-a schimbat zodiacul! daca pana acum iti rodeai unghiile si strangeai din pumni cand venea zodia ta, Capricorn in cazul meu, acum trebuie sa iti rozi unghiile si sa stangi din pumni la alta zodie!!!! Sagetator in cazul meu. Adica tot programul tau se schimba, stiai ca Urania vorbeste despre zodia ta la fara 10 si acum o sa vorbeasca la si 10!!!! O doamne nu!!!!!
Iti era clar ca ai toate caracteristicile zodiei, te identificai cu ea, spuneai cu mandrie Sunt Capricorn/Rac/Balanta si acum ???
Iti afecteaza si relatia de cuplu! e clar. daca te-ai casatorit cu el sau ea pentru ca stiai ca Fecioara si Varsatorul fac un cuplu perfect, totul e dat peste cap. Acum e foarte posibil ca Leul si un Peste sa fie un cuplu execrabil! CE te faci? Divortezi?
Si situatia materiala se schimba. Daca erai Sagetator si se spunea despre tine ca esti foarte bun afacerist si scoti bani din piatra seaca, acum ca si Ophiucius poate ca esti mai lent la chestiile astea si ponturile banoase trec pe langa tine in pas vioi. UFFFF
Este clar ca viata ni se va schimba la toti de astazi ( fenomenul este de ceva vreme out there dar eu am descoperit noul zodiac astazi asa ca abia de astazi il voi lua in considerare.)
Ei bine, eu nu stiu altii cum sunt, dar eu promit solemn sa ma afiliez oricarei zodii, care ma vrea si care ma poate suporta, daca imi promit astrele sa fiu fericita si sanatoasa si iubita si desteapta si inteleapta si sa ma dea si banii afara din casa : (stiu asta ma face practically a zodiac whore :))))) -daca exista asa ceva
CA si Capricorn, pana acum se pare ca eram asa:
Capricorn people resent all interference, are fine entertainers, have excellent memories, and excel in story telling. This is the most brilliant and the most depressed sign in the Zodiac. When jolly, these Capricorners are very jolly; when miserable, they are more miserable than all the others put together, and can usually give no adequate reason for their wretchedness. They are kind-hearted, loyal, and secretive. A friend once is a friend always. They are usually careful in all money and business affairs, and a promise is sacredly regarded. They are natural planners, and know how to make both ends meet. The faults of these people are selfish ness and self-distrust. They talk too much, and magnify their troubles and perplexities. The spiritual nature is hard to reach, but once aroused is capable of the highest development. They are not quick to anger, but when their rights are meddled with they can be passionate and cruel in their denunciations.
Acum Ca si Sagetator sunt :
They are distinguished for minding their own business and keeping their own secrets. They do not trouble their neighbors' affairs, but are exceedingly active in their own. They always want to finish one thing before they begin another, and are as remarkable for their carefulness in detail as are the Aries people for carelessness or inability.
These people are enterprising, progressive, and far-seeing, always courageous in an emergency, but frequently timid and afraid when there is no need for action or quick thought. An emer gency is an inspiration. They are neat and orderly, and very careful in money matters, saving, but not penurious.
HMMMMMMM.......
A si daca vreti si voi sa vedeti ce ati devenit dupa noul zodiac:

Capricorn 20 ian- 16 feb
Varsator - 16 feb -11 martie
Pesti 11 martie- 18 aprilie
BErbec 18 aprilie -13 mai
Taur 13 mai - 21 iunie
Gemeni 21 iunie - 20 iulie
Rac 20 iulie -10 august
Leu 10 aug -16 sep
Fecioara 16 sep -30 oct
Balanta 30 oct -23 noiembrie
Scorpion !!!doar 6 zile - esti rar ca si scorpion !!! 23 noiembrie - 29 noiembrie
Ophiuchus 29 noiembrie - 17 decembrie
Sagetator 17 decembrie - 20 ianuarie