sâmbătă, 14 februarie 2009

Un post pentru Radu


Continui sectia colectiilor de bancuri inceputa cu bancurile Erevan dedicate Dr.-ului Dan Luca :) si iarasi tre sa marturisesc ca nu am mai ras atata de la Dan Luca incoace :))))
Radu mai tii tu minte ziua ta cand ti-am cumparat pateute la sediu si le-am infipt cu poze cu Chuck Norris?
Si cand am devenit toti obsedati de Chuck din cauza ta?
De aia, acest post este pentru tine:

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Pt. Flavia :Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

My personal favorite!! :When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.

Pentru Radu, lui ii place asta mult: Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris knows the last two digits of Pi

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.

Si pentru sfarsit, sa privim spre viitor :

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.


UPDATE : primite de la Radu
If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the Mendeleev table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

10 comentarii:

Radu S spunea...

Multumesc!! :)


Dar un mic addendo nu strica:

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the Mendeleev table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

;)

Andreea spunea...

le pun si pe astea:)

Alice spunea...

:))))) Si noi am avut o perioada "Chuck Norris" la birou.
Incearca asta: intra pe google, scrie "find chuck norris" in bara de cautare si da click pe "I'm feeling lucky/Ma simt norocos" :))))

movieaddicted spunea...

De ce in calendarul lui Chuck Norris se trece direct de la 31 martie la 2 aprilie? Nimeni nu il pacaleste de Chuck Norris!

asta mi-a placut cel mai mult :))

Răzvan spunea...

Cam în fiecare lună le recitesc pe toate şi mă sparg de râs de fiecare dată! :)) ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
"If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you"... cu asta am trezit lumea din casă!!! Şi acum mai râd...

lenebarbie spunea...

noua ne'a adus o profa anul trecut sa traducem poante cu chuck norris din romana in portugheza. Evident ca au fost cele mai faine traduceri pe care le'am facut in toata viata mea, traduceam si radeam toti cu lacrimi :))
mi le pusesem si pe pereti la camin...
Pe'aia cu Chuck Norris face ceapa sa planga o stiati? :D

Andreea spunea...

ma bucur ca toti ati avut o perioada de chuck norris in viata voastra :))
viata fara el ar fi cu siguranta mai gri (chiar daca ar exista mai multe specii :)))

chuckkie spunea...

si eu am cerut BigMac la BurgerKing si am primit unul :)) deci sunt un fel de Chuck Norris mai mic :))

Andreea spunea...

cum kinley?????????? cum sa primesti,????
care e secretul???
povesteste pe larg!

chuckkie spunea...

nu realizam ca eram la BurgerKing ci credeam ca sunt la Mac. s-au uitat aia mai ciudat la mine, dar nu au zis nimic si mi-au dat ceva hamburger de-a lor si cartofi prajiti. am realizat ca nu sunt la Mac doar dupa ce m-am pus la masa si am citit pe ambalaj :))