sâmbătă, 14 februarie 2009
Un post pentru Radu
Continui sectia colectiilor de bancuri inceputa cu bancurile Erevan dedicate Dr.-ului Dan Luca :) si iarasi tre sa marturisesc ca nu am mai ras atata de la Dan Luca incoace :))))
Radu mai tii tu minte ziua ta cand ti-am cumparat pateute la sediu si le-am infipt cu poze cu Chuck Norris?
Si cand am devenit toti obsedati de Chuck din cauza ta?
De aia, acest post este pentru tine:
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Pt. Flavia :Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
My personal favorite!! :When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.
Pentru Radu, lui ii place asta mult: Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris knows the last two digits of Pi
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
Si pentru sfarsit, sa privim spre viitor :
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
UPDATE : primite de la Radu
If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Mendeleev table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.