Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious

I smell like poop (2.890.000 de cautari) - No comment.

I smell, therefore I am (10.100.000) - Un Descartes al simturilor!



Romania is in which country (89.000.000 de cautari) - Romania este, evident, in Imperiul Roman!

Urasc 1. Romania; 2. Scoala; 3. Barbatii. Makes sense!

Why do men have nipples (456.000 de cautari) - Sincer, mi-am pus si eu aceasta intrebare, care a ramas, to this day, fara raspuns!

And more:

• 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me. (Robert Hoffman, Adam Brody sau Pharell - ei bine?)

• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants. (Lenebarbie, poate ma ajuti sa o descifrez pe asta!)

• 3,300,000: I have a large uterus. (Show-off!)

• 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts

• 256,000,000: I want to die. (Flavia approves this message)

• 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.

• 528,000: Why do indians smell. (pentru ca au nasuri, FA!)

• 680,000: Why do I have green poop.

• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends. (seriously?)

• 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.

• 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.

• 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.

• 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.

• 6,000,000: Why men don't call.

• 8,380,000: Why men lie.

• 11,000,000: Why women have affairs.

• 36,500,000: Why women lie.

• 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president.

• 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president.

• 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.

• 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.

• 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.

• 4,980,000: I want a new drug.

• 114,000,000: I want a wife (vei regreta asta mai tarziu!)

• 783,000: I have one testicle.

• 12,400,000: I have three breasts.

• 320,000: I have three testicles.

• 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.

• 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I. (n.a. Un idiot!)

• 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.

• 2,890,000: I smeel like poop.

• 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.

• 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.

VAI DE MINE!!!

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